#1
a blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "i want to buy that tv"
the clerk says "we dont sell to blonds"
she gets pissed, goes home and puts on a brunette wig and comes back
"i want to buy that tv"
the clerk says "we dont sell to blondes"
she says how did you know i was a blonde
the clerk says "cause its a fuckin microwave"
#2
a blonde crashes her car into a wall, the cop gets there and asks what happened
she says i swerved to avoid a tree and there was another tree, i swerved to avoid that and then there was another tree and i swerved to avoid that and then i crashed into the wall
the cop says there arn't any trees on this road for 10 miles, that was your fucking air freshner